News has reached us at Blog Central (well my brother has just text me) that the mighty Potters, Stoke City FC were robed of a crucial 3 points in their heroic assault on Premiership Promotion!
Their opponents on Saturday, Sheffield Wednesday "The Owls" fielded 6 on loan players, when 5 is the maximum allowed! We ended up with a 1 - 1 draw, with one of their possibly illegal players scoring. We need direct action now. I urge all readers to do at least one of the following:+ Take to the Streets, sing "Delilah" and wave your Oatcakes
+ Lobby your MPs for immediate Northern Rock Building Society style Intervention, which could include a £10 billion cash injection and Nationalisation for Stoke City FC
+ Expel Sheffield from the Commonwealth and boycott any Stainless Steel products
+ Scrap Wednesdays, with the added advantage of a new 4 day working week
+ Taunt a Tawny
or just
+ Shrug and Sigh. Apathy Rules (if we could be bothered)
Temporary Fault
Crossing the floor © apologise for the temporary Blokey Nature of this Post. Normal service will be returned to as soon as possible
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In the meantime here is an emergency wedding dress picture
Please note: No Tawny Owls were distressed in the writing of this post
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2 comments:
It's an absolute total and utter outrage. Allow them to get a false result by cheating and then fine them the equvalent of 1 players wages for 15 minutes.
I just know that those 2 points will cost us
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