Monday, 31 March 2008

Blokey Post Alert

Its an Outrage

News has reached us at Blog Central (well my brother has just text me) that the mighty Potters, Stoke City FC were robed of a crucial 3 points in their heroic assault on Premiership Promotion! Their opponents on Saturday, Sheffield Wednesday "The Owls" fielded 6 on loan players, when 5 is the maximum allowed! We ended up with a 1 - 1 draw, with one of their possibly illegal players scoring. We need direct action now. I urge all readers to do at least one of the following:
+ Take to the Streets, sing "Delilah" and wave your Oatcakes
+ Lobby your MPs for immediate Northern Rock Building Society style Intervention, which could include a £10 billion cash injection and Nationalisation for Stoke City FC
+ Expel Sheffield from the Commonwealth and boycott any Stainless Steel products
+ Scrap Wednesdays, with the added advantage of a new 4 day working week
+ Taunt a Tawny
or just
+ Shrug and Sigh. Apathy Rules (if we could be bothered)

Temporary Fault
Crossing the floor © apologise for the temporary Blokey Nature of this Post. Normal service will be returned to as soon as possible
In the meantime here is an emergency wedding dress picture

Please note: No Tawny Owls were distressed in the writing of this post


Billy Whizz said...

It's an absolute total and utter outrage. Allow them to get a false result by cheating and then fine them the equvalent of 1 players wages for 15 minutes.

Jenny Harvey said...

I just know that those 2 points will cost us